Saturday, February 22, 2014
Above the Fold
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Don't let your insecurities hold you back.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Groupthink at DUI
A serial play written by Gail Taylor for Pretty Kitty Publishing (copyright, 2014).
Scene 3
THE LIGHTING HAS CHANGED TO REFLECT A SENSE OF URGENCY. HEATHE AND JANE ARE STILL SEATED AT THE TABLE. HEATHE HAS DEVOURED THE CELERY AND NOW SLOWLY ROLLS THE HARD BOILED EGG OVER THE BROWN PAPER BAG CRACKING THE EGG SHELL. THE EGG POPS OUT OF THE SHELL PERFECTLY.
HEATHE STUDIES THE HARDBOILED EGG INTENTLY, ALMOST FORGETTING THAT JANE IS STILL SITTING WITH HIM.
JANE
I would be delighted to join you -- for lunch. In fact, [rummaging in tote bag] I have my kefir and yogurt, right, oh, where is, oh! Right here.
JANE PLACES A SMALL CONTAINER, A NAPKIN, AND A SPOON ON THE TABLE. SHE ALSO PLACES A SMARTPHONE ON THE TABLE.
Professor, I wonder if you would mind if I record our discussion. You were talking about the village. I want to talk about the village and the city. What the village and the city mean to you. What they mean to me.
HEATHE
How they signify?
JANE
Yes. Signify, correct. For example, can we agree that the DUI campus is the city?
HEATHE
Yes, you may record.
I shy away from analogies, but perhaps, yes, the city.
You do realize that in the end, none of this really matters.
JANE PUSHES A BUTTON ON THE SMARTPHONE.
JANE
Because no matter whether one hails from Shanghai, or Maidsville, we want the same things? Right?
HEATHE
We do?
JANE
OK.
Maybe.
HEATHE
Smoggy air for all with a dash of sub-standard infrastructure, and poor education. Let's all have that.
No. We can't have equality for all.
Equality only works when we are with our peers, Jane.
JANE
I guess that's why it's called the club.
HEATHE
The club is in your mind.
JANE
Do you know what's in my mind?
Tell me the truth. When is the last time you had lunch with -- me. Or even someone like me?
Not that it matters, anyway.
HEATHE
HEATHE LOOKS BAFFLED.
I'm sorry?
What is it that you mean to suggest?
JANE
I do not mean to suggest anything other than, it is not unusual for someone such as you to meet a student -- especially a good student -- for coffee, or lunch. Is it? Off campus, too. And what is wrong with that?
Do you think it's wrong?
Well, over the break, I even said hello to you and a peer of mine whilst you two were having a pint at the Blue Dragon.
Good for you both.
HEATHE
You go there?
JANE
Fish 'n' Chips, Sir Heathe. Fish 'n' Chips.
HEATHE
I'm going to have to find another spot.
JANE
The point is, you acknowledged me there. You saw me and you said, "Hello, Jane." You spoke to me like you speak to a colleague or any DUI person around the green.
Yet, when you see me around this campus, you act as though I am some knind of first-year, and yet, there, right over there, is evidence of our relationship. [Gestures toward the manuscript that is on the desk].
What do you have to say?
HEATHE
About?
JANE
Really?
HEATHE
Are you angry? You know. It's about ...
Jane. It's about difference. You know. It's about place, Jane. YOUR place.
What it's about, why hasn't someone explained this to you? It's just that, you are seen out there, amongst the folk, that's where you beling. You are of the people.
DUI campus is DUI. We are ourselves.
JANE
Except when you are amongst each other. It makes no sense. Unless we are talking about vampires and werewolves.
HEATHE
Bizarre.
You haven't finished eating.
JANE
I'm not interested.
HEATHE
But you were before.
Whatever.
JANE
The question is -- Haven't you thought about what might be gained from us getting together casually? I mean, how I could grow. What intellectual conversations might be had that could benefit --
HEATHE
You?
Now you are being ridiculous. There are no intellectual conversations.
You are quite selfish, Jane. And no one, no one has the time.
JANE
I guess it all depends on how you like to spend your time.
SHE CAREFULLY WRAPS THE SPOON INTO THE NAPKIN. PLACES THE LID ON THE BARELY EATEN CONTAINER OF YOGURT. PUNCHES THE BUTTON ON THE SMARTPHONE. PLACES THESE ITEMS INTO HER TOTE BAG. GETS READY TO WALK OUT OF THE OFFICE.
HEATHE
Are we done?
JANE
Thank you for your time, Professor Bishop.
I had hoped to meet this mysterious Willard from Cambridge to have a discussion about my notes on your book, but I can see that I might have to wait a while since undoubtedly, you plan to meet with Willard alone.
HEATHE
Your services are no longer required.
JANE
And slavery is over!
HEATHE
I'm truly sorry.
JANE
Did I mention that I, too, have an associate? You must know that. Kent, from Brown?
JANE WALKS TOWARD HEATHE'S DESK AND PICKS UP THE MANUSCRIPT. SHE PLACES IT IN HER TOTE BAG.
Please have Willard contact me. I will arrange a meeting.
Willard, Kent and I will discuss my notes on your manuscript.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have research to conduct.
JANE EXITS
FADE OUT
[THE END]